they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
if yahoo purchasing tumblr is affecting you emotionally you really need to get your priorities in check
(Source: epic-humor)
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
(Source: ohsoswiftly)
(Source: poyzn)
If you’re upset about Tumblr being sold to Yahoo that’s okay because your feelings literally do not matter and Tumblr doesn’t care about you and I love that a lot. That’s honestly really beautiful
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
confession i bought tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars under the code name yahoo so i can have the url beyonce.tumblr.com
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin)
