canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said *duct tapes slaughtered bodies together*
-annoying: thanks for the memeories by troll out boy
skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
Recent reports claim a bear/dog/pig/man has been spotted in the south of france, rumour states that he goes by the name of Jeremy. The sickyboots news teem will keep you all informed.
chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
jacknoir: u kno all the good urls are taken when
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan! :) #truetumblarians
iphoneicarly: When you see someone outside of school but they are alone and youre with your friends
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
k1mkardashian: I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
wwiao: if yahoo purchasing tumblr is affecting you emotionally you really need to get your priorities in check
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now